December 2010
25 posts
Remember that Folgers ad where Peter wakes everyone up. That’s about to be me with Starbucks & grinding of beans instead of the aroma.
Dec 25th
Grilling All-American steaks & burgers with my non-American family. Let the Christmas Marathon begin!
Dec 25th
Rapping elves on Barney. That almost ruined Christmas.
Dec 24th
Come on, Target. Valentine’s Day stuff is out already???
Dec 23rd
Thank you for the horse purses, Aunt Margaret! http://ping.fm/Tx10u
Dec 23rd
Taking my last State-mandated lunch break of the year.
Dec 21st
Listening to my 5-year-old sing carols. My favorite words include ‘skierro anyo’ and ‘fiddy pudding’.
Dec 18th
The main course in my lunch today includes a Starbucks refill.
Dec 17th
This quad-shot in my Starbucks should make thugs interesting today.
Dec 16th
Sometimes when I drive really fast, my car feels like a Corvette. Mostly it’s just that we have the same number of tires.
Dec 16th
Doc Marquez http://ping.fm/tJ3c7
Dec 16th
Funny thing about dinosaurs, I haven’t seen any in a while. #businesses
Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
My wife & Dora both feel I have learned some important lessons today. Margarine is not butter, and Noche Buena is Christmas Eve.
Dec 13th
Just subjected my five -year-old to watching me score 116,000 points on Mrs. Pac-Man at Mario’s Pizza.
Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
My daughter practiced her ninja skills at 4 AM on me. She snuck past all my light-sleeping defenses with a tap-tap-tap on the shoulder.
Dec 9th
My wife just installed her first font on the Mac. It took her all of 7 seconds to download it and start using it. I’m such a proud nerd.
Dec 8th
Trying to run into IKEA quickly grab something is like trying to run across a football field whisper to someone during a game.
Dec 7th
IKEA is not really interested in me finding the exit to their place.
Dec 7th
Crap! Just finished the last drop of coffee, and the next Starbucks isn’t for another 100 miles. Must. Drive. Faster.
Dec 5th
How fast can I eat a Chipotle burrito? 80 miles an hour. That’s how fast.
Dec 5th
FaceTime on the iPhone amazes me. Happy to have seen/talked to my wife and girls before lunch 200 miles away.
Dec 4th
Looking forward to WordCamp Austin tomorrow! I’m gonna hate that drive at 5 AM in the morning, though.
Dec 3rd
Judging by all the billboards around town, I’m assuming Crown Royal does the majority of their business during the holidays.
Dec 3rd